is purely a work of fiction. It never happened.
there with my pants around my knees,
And wondered how I came to be this way,
Was just another night out on the town,
Yet I would do most anything they say.
We hooked up in a bar on 53rd,
And I was ready for a night of fun,
We had some drinks and I was really high,
Oh, Lord, just what on Earth is this I've done?
They dared me show, in public, my physique,
They said that it would really make me cool,
I said that I would give a little peek,
But after that, I felt just like a fool.
Now here I am with pants around my knees,
It's cold in here, I feel a little breeze.
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul