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There's A Difference, Mr. Barnes

In reference to your question,
Mr. Barnes, Mr. Barnes,
I think you need to learn
A little charm, little charm.

It's very rude to ask one’s age,
You’re either dumb or very brave,
But that’s another question,
Mr. Barnes.

You say that I look lovely,
Mr. Barnes, Mr. Barnes,
You say that you’re not meaning
Any harm, any harm.

Don’t think that I believe your lies,
I’m not some bimbo, I’m a guy,
So watch the things you say there,
Mr. Barnes.

Now what is that you’re saying,
Didn’t know, didn’t know?
You’re feeling kind of stupid,
And so low, and so low.

See a Doc and get some glasses,
Learn to tell the boys from lasses,
Then you’ll know the difference,
Mr. Barnes.

by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul

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