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I never
thought I'd be this age,
(The years, they really move),
Yet even though I'm getting old,
A few things do improve.
Like, I
can sit around all day,
And never do a thing,
No longer have to cook a meal,
My nurse does everything.
And when
I've had a lot to drink,
And squirm just like an ant,
I never have to find the 'Loo',
I do it in my pants.
And no
one ever says a thing,
For they're afraid to ask,
Why I'm outside with nothing on,
Except a cape and mask.
Senility
is not for me,
My mind is very clear,
I do the things I want to do,
I'm not like I appear.
As I
attain a certain age,
I act the way I please,
For I can do most anything,
With "grace and expertise".
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul
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