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This is
an inaccurate and exaggerated piece of history,
written just for fun
Now,
Samson was a ladies man,
With long, black hair, his strength began,
But this is not about that boy,
I'm speaking of a guy named Roy.
It seems
he was Delilah's friend,
And day and night with him she'd spend,
And treat him like a lover's toy,
This ancient man, the one named Roy.
He was a
man of mystery,
And lived throughout our history,
From Samson 'till the days of Troy,
This ancient man, the one named Roy.
With
Cleopatra he would be,
Before she knew Mark Antony,
But of his actions, he was coy,
This ancient man, the one named Roy.
Now,
Helen made the men's hearts skip,
Her face had launched a thousand ships,
She married Paris, moved to Troy,
But first she had her way with Roy.
The Queen
of Sheba was so wise,
For seeking wisdom was her prize,
Yet Solomon, the golden boy,
Could never take the place of Roy.
Now if
this, Roy, still lived today,
With Super Models he would play,
And sexy ladies he'd enjoy,
This ancient man, the one named Roy.
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul
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