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Redneck Man

My house and yard are in a mess,
I'm somewhat lazy, I confess,
I throw around my dirty clothes,
Now, where's my socks? - God only knows!

I mow my grass just once a year,
I'd rather sit and drink a beer,
Upon the deck is where I'll be,
Surrounded by so much debris.

I shower only when I must,
And some tell me that I disgust,
But I'm as happy as can be,
Just me and all my little fleas.

Please come around and visit me,
I'll tidy up to some degree,
But be prepared for who I am,
I'm just another redneck man.

by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul

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