She's just a
useless little pup,
To love her so does not add up,
I'm wrapped around her doggy paw,
Like it is some new kind of law.
she does is eat and poop,
I had to buy a Poopy-Scoop,
So I can take her for a walk,
And pick up little things she drops.
she's home, she sleeps all day,
Or sometimes she will want to play,
And chase around a rubber ball,
I throw it up and down the hall.
at night I go to bed,
With little doggy by my head,
And dream of little "Poopy-Scoop",
Oh, Lord, just how low have I stooped?
doggy is the best,
Of that one thing I can attest,
For though she's such a useless pup,
I'll follow her, and scoop it up.
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul