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I'm Jack of all
trades, Jack of none,
My talent's on the run,
The more I try to fix and mend,
I find that I have none.
I tried to hang a
picture-frame,
Upon the silly wall,
I hung the picture upside down,
And then I watched it fall.
I tried to fix a leaky
tap,
(An easy thing to do),
But now it sprays most everywhere,
I should have used more glue.
My tire is flat;
I'll pump it up,
And make it nice and round,
I used more pressure than I should,
What is that awful sound?
The doctor says
I'll be okay,
The pavement broke my fall,
I may not walk for nine more weeks,
But that's okay, I'll crawl.
I'm Jack of all
trades, Jack of none,
But this one thing I know,
I'll try to do most anything,
I'm not just some old Joe.
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul
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