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10 - "They
say a morning beer helps a hangover; they're right, I
feel much better now."
09 - "I
wonder why that light is flashing on the fuel
gauge?"
08 -
"Mayday!" -"Mayday!"
07 - "Now
where did I put that flight map?"
06 -"I'm
so tired, I nodded off during the flight
briefing."
05 - "OH
- MY - GOD!!!"
04 - "You
sexy little Flight Attendant - Who's your Captain?
Who's your Captain?"
03 - "I
can never remember - Are the wheels down when the
lever is in the 'up position' or the 'down
position'?"
02 -
"Flight School was too hard so I just copied the
answers off the guy next to me."
And the
number one thing passengers should never overhear
their airline pilot saying is:
01 - "My
wife left me and I just want to die."
by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul



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