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Ten Things Passengers Should Never Overhear Their Airline Pilot Saying

10 - "They say a morning beer helps a hangover; they're right, I feel much better now."

09 - "I wonder why that light is flashing on the fuel gauge?"

08 - "Mayday!" -"Mayday!"

07 - "Now where did I put that flight map?"

06 -"I'm so tired, I nodded off during the flight briefing."

05 - "OH - MY - GOD!!!"

04 - "You sexy little Flight Attendant - Who's your Captain? Who's your Captain?"

03 - "I can never remember - Are the wheels down when the lever is in the 'up position' or the 'down position'?"

02 - "Flight School was too hard so I just copied the answers off the guy next to me."

And the number one thing passengers should never overhear their airline pilot saying is:

01 - "My wife left me and I just want to die."

by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul

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