A Cowboy Named Walter

There once was a cowboy named Walter,
Who knew not a rein from a halter,
He saddled a horse,
(He couldn't, of course),
He tried, but in fact he did falter.

He then tried to wrestle a steer,
The audience laughed and they jeered,
He found out somehow,
Twas just an old cow,
Though humbled, his try was sincere.

Though Walter still lives on a farm,
The sight of a cow gives alarm,
And as for the horse,
He hates them of course,
For they were the cause of his harm.

by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul